• someone: what are your plans for the weekend
  • me: who knows
  • me: (i know)
  • me: (i'm not leaving the house)

tokeflow:

why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong

(Source: cokeflow)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

i got 99 tabs open but your blog ain’t one

(Source: vans-supreme)

  • Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
  • Me: Math.